What are those strange piles on the floor?

Oh, RIGHT, they’re your dirty clothes. They look strange because it appears as though someone stood in one spot and shed their clothes like a reptile sheds its skin, or like how clothes drop in one pile when an actor is vaporized with a laser on TV, leaving one compact, round pile in a circle with the circumference of a human. That is, all the clothes except the shirt, which has been tossed about 2-3 feet away for no apparent reason. Even stranger is how these piles occur only next to Mr. Jeopardy’s recliner in the living room and on the floor next to his side of the bed…

Sometimes, I just ignore these potholes made of socks, boxers and denim in order to protest this clothes shedding habit by only washing what is in the hampers (i.e., my clothes and maybe one pair of pants and one random sock of Mr. Jeopardy’s).  Inevitably someone might ask something like ‘Did you wash any of my clothes?’ to which you can respond, all innocence and sunshine, ‘I washed whatever was in the hampers.’

Strangely enough, this form of protest has not been met with the desired outcome of either these piles making their way into a hamper. The only logical conclusion is that he has too much clothing. This will be rectified – with or without  assistance!